Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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