dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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