:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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