Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I pour the whiskey from now on
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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