Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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