I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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