I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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