Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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