I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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