Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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