No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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