Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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