I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
