I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He did a backflip because drugs
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