"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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