About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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