it wasn't lemon gatorade
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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