then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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