Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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