am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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