I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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