? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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