Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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