I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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