I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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