Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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