whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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