I think my vagina is haunted
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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