Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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