haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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