never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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