Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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