Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish I only lived at night.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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