come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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