love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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