This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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