just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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