i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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