Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Sorry about my life...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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