Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
