Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Please, let me fuck your mom
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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