I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
its liver damage thursday
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