idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
