I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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