he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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