They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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