She said her name was "party"
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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