'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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