so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Its about making memories worth repressing
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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