real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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