I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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