their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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