You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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