id be glad to
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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