Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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