So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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